[Verse]
I missed the train
I'm separated from my mates
I'm in the rain
I’ll have to find another way
Of getting back
I’ll make a plan of attack after one more
I’ll find a bar
It’s the only one that’s open
Not too far
The windows smashed
The lights are broke
But there you are
And my eyes must be burning
A hole in your head
Cos you turned, so I said that..

[Pre Chorus]
I won't treat you like
Those other men do
Get planning your hen do
What size is your ring?
Already know which one I’ll get you
Know which one I’ll gеt you

[Chorus]
She said she reckons
I’m a chancеr, chancer
All my questions go
Unanswered, answered
But people keep on moving, talking
Oh I’ll be home in the morning
She reckons I’m a chancer, chancer
All my questions go
Unanswered, answered
But people keep on moving, talking
Oh I’ll be home in the morning
[Verse]
It’s the next week
I’m reunited with my friends
They won't believe
How I’m claiming my night ends
Can't say I blame ‘em
Can't even name ya
Said where’d we meet?
I said the bar I said the name
They said they know it
And it’s a special type of place
That pays a special type of girl
To do a special type of moving
I’ll laugh in their face and say
I’ve got nothing to prove

[Pre Chorus]
And so I told her I’d defend her
From the other men there
She said don’t do a thing
They pay my bills
They’re private members
But now you’ve said it I’ve remembered

[Chorus]
She said she was a dancer, dancer
But no one had the answers for her
But people keep her moving, talking
I’ll be home in the morning
She reckons I’m a chancer, chancer
All my questions go
Unanswered, answered
But people keep on moving, talking
Oh I’ll be home in the morning
She reckons I’m a chancer, chancer
All my questions go unanswered, answered
But people keep on moving, talking
Oh I’ll be home in the morning
She said she was a dancer, dancer
But no-one had the answers for her
But people keep her moving, talking
I’ll be home in the morning

[Bridge]
I’m coming down
To take you away
From your podium
In your lingerie
And you'll never work
Another day
Like this again
We’ll find a place
We can slip away
We’ll find a place
Where I won't have to pay
For your agility and flexibility
And then I know I’ll be just fine