[Intro: Nevercake]
Come a little closer, child
And I'll tell you how to be YouTube famous

[Verse 1: Nevercake & "TheOdd1sOut"]
Have no skills but I want fame
MS Paint will have to do me
Welcome to the YouTube game
Michelangelo speaks through me
Been working now for much too long
My video's eight seconds long
One creating to my name
Now it's time to contact James ("Please don't")
L-O-L, help me, I'm in pain ("I'm actually getting a little tired of collabs")

[Verse 2: Nevercake & "TheOdd1sOut"]
On the day that we collab
Finally everyone will know me
Plus I followed you on Twitter
So you really kind of owe me ("I really don't")
Can't wait until I get those subs
Comments filled with praise and love
From strangers I don't know
Located around the globe
My content, well, it's crazy good, like, whoa!
[Outro: Nevercake & "TheOdd1sOut"]
"Are you done?"
Oh, hey James! I did not see you there-
You wanna collab?
"I think we just did"
Oh...cool