[Intro]
Schnitzel!
Mommy, Mommy! I want a schnitzel stick!
Ooh, the Schnitzel Man!

[Verse]
Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick
No more spoons, use your hands
Say the friendly Schnitzel Man
Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your lederhosen

[Outro]
Yoda yo dee yoda yo dee yoda yoda yodel yoda yode (Yeah! Yeah! Yeeaah!)
Yoda yo dee yoda yo dee yoda yoda yodel yoda yode (Schnitzel! Oof! Eek! Ow!
Schnitze- oh