[Intro: Winnie The Pooh]
Oh Christopher... How I've missed you!

[Chorus: Winnie The Pooh]
Remember your best friend?
We got around
Not so imaginary
Are we now?
You left us in the woods while you got old
We just got a little
Feral
I'm a damn bear, I'mma act like one
I'll tear up your ass like a Jules Jordan
You wanna play some Pooh sticks?
Go and float 'em home?
Piglet picked a pickaxe
You're pretty pwned

[Verse 1: Winnie The Pooh]
It's the 100 Acre Woods, it's your old stomping ground
A few things have changed since you last came around
Eeyore got depressed and really bummed us out
So we chopped him into bits and had a good 'ol cookout
What a surprise to see you, so what brought you to town?
You came to show your girl where you took shrooms, and then you passed out?
Ha
I'm only joking, Christopher's a good boy
Wish I could say the same for Piglet, he wants to wear your skin
[Pre-Chorus: Winnie The Pooh]
Winnie the Pooh (You know my name)
Is lookin' for you (You know my game)
Used to have a thing for honey
But discovered human blood is
Yummy

[Chorus: Winnie The Pooh]
Remember your best friend?
We got around
Not so imaginary
Are we now?
You left us in the woods while you got old
We just got a little
Feral
I'm a damn bear, I'mma act like one
I'll tear up your ass like a Jules Jordan
You wanna play some Pooh sticks?
Go and float 'em home?
Piglet picked a pickaxe
You're pretty pwned

[Verse 2: Winnie The Pooh]
Christopher, Christopher, look what I made!
A satanic altar, come on and play!
You brought us a girl she'd be a great sacrifice
Too bad Tigger's not here, he'd like a slice
Christopher, I won't lie, you made me sad
You left for college and forget all of the times that we had
Did you forget how hard it is for a stuffed animal?
Well I'mma stick this sledgehammer up your asshole
[Pre-Chorus: Winnie The Pooh]
Winnie The Pooh (You know my name)
Is lookin' for you (You know my game)
Used to have a thing for honey
But discovered human blood is
Yummy

[Chorus: Winnie The Pooh]
Remember your best friend?
We got around
Not so imaginary
Are we now?
You left us in the woods while you got old
We just got a little
Feral
I'm a damn bear, I'mma act like one
I'll tear up your ass like a Jules Jordan
You wanna play some Pooh sticks?
Go and float 'em home?
Piglet picked a pickaxe
You're pretty pwned
Remember your best friend?
We got around
Not so imaginary
Are we now?
You left us in the woods while you got old
We just got a little
Feral
I'm a damn bear, I'mma act like one
I'll tear up your ass like a Jules Jordan
You wanna play some Pooh sticks?
Go and float 'em home?
Piglet picked a pickaxe
You're pretty pwned