[Verse 1: Garrett]
I maybe stuck in the 80's but I feel fine -
And yea I'm working out daily - I'm in my prime!
My shop's a little bit empty - but I'm still trying
You're in the presence of a champion, nineteen eighty nine! -
Hunk City Rampage yea!! - It's where I got my cool name!
But lately I've been struggling I'm on the street if I don't get my rent paid!
Bought a unit for a cosmos, but all I got was a cube..
I wonder what it can do?!

[Chorus: Garrett]
YEA I JUST WANNA GET AHEAD AND YOUR NOTE SAID - THAT THERE'S DIAMONDS AND RICHES DOWN HERE
YEA I DON'T CARE BOUT YOUR PLIGHT
NO I'M NOT LOOKIN TO FIGHT
BUT GIVE EM UP OR I'LL BE GIVING YOU STITCHES!
NO I'M NOT A BAD GUY - I JUST NEED A WIN IN MY LIFE!
I'LL FIGHT, SOME ZOMBIES
HANK, I'M SORRY
I KNOW I MADE YOU MAD - BUT I PROMISE I'LL TRY!

[Verse 2: Garrett, 'Natalie']
I can be - a bad ass companion (yea!), The Garbage man was a world beating champion
I'm always dishing out tips.. unlike your sis I'm even fluent in my Spanish and Italian -
I just need a dashing of luck - I'll mentor you daily for just fifty bucks (that's a deal!)
Yea some call me cocky but I'll fight a mad chicken jockеy if Malgosha gets the cube, thеn we're pretty much f*****! ('um excuse me!')
[Chorus: Garrett]
YEA I JUST WANNA GET AHEAD AND YOUR NOTE SAID - THAT THERE'S DIAMONDS AND RICHES DOWN HERE
YEA I DON'T CARE BOUT YOUR PLIGHT
NO I'M NOT LOOKIN TO FIGHT
BUT GIVE EM UP OR I'LL BE GIVING YOU STITCHES!
NO I'M NOT A BAD GUY - I JUST NEED A WIN IN MY LIFE!
I'LL FIGHT, SOME ZOMBIES
HANK, I'M SORRY
I KNOW I MADE YOU MAD - BUT I PROMISE I'LL TRY!
YEA I JUST WANNA GET AHEAD AND YOUR NOTE SAID - THAT THERE'S DIAMONDS AND RICHES DOWN HERE
YEA I DON'T CARE BOUT YOUR PLIGHT
NO I'M NOT LOOKIN TO FIGHT
BUT GIVE EM UP OR I'LL BE GIVING YOU STITCHES!
NO I'M NOT A BAD GUY - I JUST NEED A WIN IN MY LIFE!
I'LL FIGHT, SOME ZOMBIES
HANK, I'M SORRY
I KNOW I MADE YOU MAD - BUT I PROMISE I'LL TRY!