HEY STEVE AND NANCY
WHAT’S IT LIKE TO BE SO PRETTY
WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE SECOND GRADE
BUT NOW I’M WORRIED YOU’LL JUST LEAVE ME
ALL ALONE
YOU NEVER CALL ME ON THE PHONE
I’M ON MY OWN
HEY STEVE AND NANCY
YOU ADORE THE SCHOOL PUBLICITY
MY YEARS OF CARING FRIENDSHIP
CAN’T REVERSE YOUR ELECTRICITY
AT ALL
I CAN SEE THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL
NEVER FELT SO SMALL
OH PLEASE DON’T ABANDON ME
OH PLEASE DON’T ABANDON ME
OH PLEASE DON’T ABANDON ME
OH PLEASE DON’T ABANDON ME
DON’T ABANDON ME
HEY STEVE AND NANCY
I’M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS PARTY
I’VE HEARD RUMOURS STEVE HAS ALCOHOL
AND WHEN HE’S DRUNK HE’S NAUGHTY
IN THE DARK
I KNOW IT’S MORE THAN JUST A SPARK
BUT PLEASE BE SMART
HEY STEVE AND NANCY
I’LL SURPASS YOUR EXPECTATIONS
HAND THAT BEER I’LL TAKE THIS POCKET KNIFE
INCREASE MY REPUTATION
WAS NEVER PLANNED
OH DANG I SLIPPED AND CUT MY HAND
THE BLOOD DRIPS DOWN
NANCY PLEASE DON’T GO UPSTAIRS
NANCY PLEASE DON’T GO UPSTAIRS
NANCY PLEASE DON’T GO UPSTAIRS
NANCY PLEASE DON’T GO UPSTAIRS
I KNOW YOUR DRUNK
AND HAVING FUN
BUT PLEASE BEHAVE
I’LL TAKE YOU HOME
JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOUR MUM IS GONNA SAY
I KNOW YOU GOT SOME DIGNITY
DON’T GIVE HIM YOUR VIRGINITY
I PROMISE YOU’LL REGRET IT WHEN YOU WAKE
NANCY FINE I’M GOING SOON
I’LL WAIT FOR YOU BESIDE THE POOL
I NEVER THOUGHT MY FRIEND WOULD BE SO CRUEL
JUST TO BE COOL

HEY STEVE AND NANCY
GUESS OUR FRIENDSHIPS GETTING STORMY
SHOULD HAVE TIGHTENED UP THE BANDAGE
NOW MY BLOOD IS MIXED WITH CHLORINE
DOWN BELOW
I HEAR A NOISE IN THE UNDERGROWTH
IT’S GETTING CLOSE I’M ALL ALONE
ONE MOMENT THERE
AND NOW I’M GONE
OH LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME
OH LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME
OH LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME
OH LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME
WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME
OOOH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH-OH
OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH-OH
OH OH OH OH OH-OH