[Verse 1]
Billy, I'm really happy now, I heard you were in town
But I just gotta know, did you bring your friends with you?
I've missed the Loser Club so goddamn much it hurts, ah
The last we spoke, I was on the ropes, you kiddies had me beat
I lost hope, but then awoke, now I'm back to eating meat
What's better? Child's fear or other losers? This is gonna hurt

[Chorus]
Billy you remember how I took your Georgie?
I still do it now with all the kids I meet
So come be a hero, and I will let them go
Just take my red balloon, and together, we will float

[Drop]
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 2]
Beverly, I'll give you the creeps, if not with your daddy
Then with little old ladies, they'll run at you n***, full speed
I'm so sick and twisted you love it, droopy boobies swing at ya'
As I recall all those years ago, Bill and Ben, they fancied you
I have no idea why, I got a feeling one will die
And how fun would it be if you had to decide?
Fear and tears from ya' (Ha-ha-ha-ha, please)
[Chorus]
Bev, do you remember how I became Daddy?
I still do it now with all the kids I meet
So come be a hero, and I will let them go
Just take my red balloon (Ha-ha-ha!) And together we will float

[Drop]
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Ha, Billy, ha-ha, where have ya' been?
Ha-ha-ha, I've missed you!

[Bridge]
You've all grown, so ugly, you used to be cuties
I remember the first encounter 2ith Eddie, he nearly peed
Now will you, let me do what I've been planning to, oh, for twenty-seven years?

[Chorus]
Losers, you remember how I scared you silly?
I still do it now with all the kids I meet
So come be a hero and I will let them go
Just take my red balloon (Nom-nom)
Losers, you remember how I scared you silly?
I still do it now with all the kids I meet
So come be a hero and I will let them go
Just take my red balloon, and together we will float
[Outro]
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (And together, we will float)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (Just take my red balloon)