[Intro: Aaron Fraser-Nash (as Richie)]
Eddie you’re a piece of freaking s***
Every time I insult you, you come back with your wit
I won’t lie you’re a real smart guy, Eddie
That’s why I’m sad to sing this song
When God said "Let there be light," your mom moved out the way
Come on, Richie, that’s not what you wanna say
I won’t lie, you’re a real smart guy, Eddie
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like you

[Verse 1: Aaron Fraser-Nash (as Richie)]
I remember playin' in the barrens with driftwood
I splashed you with grey water and you had a period
And then when you broke your arm and yyou could no longer play
I was so sad without you, the Loser Club just weren’t the same, ay
There’s so many things to say, I wish i had the guts to say, ay, ay
You were more than a friend to me, I’m wishing for a chance to say "Ay"

[Chorus: Aaron Fraser-Nash (as Richie)]
Eddie you’re a piece of freaking s***
Every time I insult you, you come back with your wit
I won’t lie you’re a real smart guy, Eddie
That’s why I’m sad to sing this song
When God said "Let there be light," your mom moved out the way
Come on, Richie, that’s not what you wanna say
I won’t lie, you’re a real smart guy, Eddie
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like you
[Interlude: Aaron Fraser-Nash (as Richie) & Stephen Scaccia (as Eddie)]
Doo-doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doot
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you

[Verse 2: Stephen Scaccia (as Eddie)]
Richie, I can hear you, sounds like a cat screamin'
When did you become so soppy? I’m sitting here cringing
You would always tease me and I loved every second
Give as good as I get, sorry for getting your sis pregnant, yeah
I’m hearing all the words you say
I’m glad you had the guts to say ay, ay
You were more than a friend to me
Now I have the chance to say, ay
Richie, I loved you for so long
I know you love me too, that’s why you’re always picking on
Not a day goes by where I don’t fantasize
I dream that we don’t have to hide
I’ll always be by your side
When we went our separate ways, it just didn’t feel right
Now 'causw I never got the chance to say Richie
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you

[Bridge: Aaron Fraser-Nash (as Richie) & Stephen Scaccia (as Eddie)]
Doo-doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doot
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you
Doo-doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doot
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you
[Outro: Stephen Scaccia (as Eddie)]
I really, really, really, really, really, really ship you