This is 09
And the shit is real
Fat people unite
And put down your scale

I love to get Fat
Cause Fat is beautiful
I love Fat people
Cause they’re party animal
XXXL and over
Bend over
Scratching my balls
An extreme manoeuvre
Extreme make over
Eating only trans Fat
Beating the crap
Out of skinny ass soldiers
Fat for breakfast
More Fat for dinner
Fat is all I got
In my refrigerator
Fuck bio food
Fruits and veggies
Tofu sushi
They make me sneeze
Omega 3’s
Oh God no please
I want my burger
With bacon and cheese
Seizing the day
Starts with steak and eggs
Pounding beer by the keg
Is all I could beg for
Gimme some more
I’m a meat lover
Cholesterol predator

Proud on my throne
Like Elvis Presley
Or flat on my back
Like Chris Farley (RIP)

In Fact I pack Fat beats
That’ll make you heavier
Go out on the street
And crack it proper (4x)

I fight for fatties rights
To sit and not be tight
On public transportations
And plane flights
In neon bright
Capital letters
Room shalak lak
‘R’ double ‘O’ ‘M’
Moo moo’s and sweat suits
Comfy’s my fashion
Pizzas & pea soup
Poutine from Ashton
With mayo on top
Drip drops of flava
Butter by the cup
Dipped deep in the fryer
Eating disorder
I’m the cookie monster
Scooby Doo and Taz
All together
Kick Cola and chips
Satellite dish TV
VIP memberships
In every all you can eat
Live fast die young
Sounds yummy to me
Custom made coffin
To fit my tummy
It’s simple math
The perfect wife
The joy of Fat
The Meaning of Life
Better get a bucket
I’m gonna throw up
And finally blow up
Like Mr Creosote