Felony Steve
RARE ILLEGAL GOOD MEATS ON AMAZON FOR A LIMITED TIME
[Felony Steve]
My name I' Felony Steve
I like to eat Cheetah Meat
Inside a fancy limousine
And snort weed watching sesame street
My name I' Felony Steve
My friends just call me Steve
My mama calls me Steven
So I kissed her while she sleepin'
Felony Steve is dangerous
Felony Steve is allergic to dust
Felony Steve really likes your fupa
Now let me count your skin
Let me cook you dinner
It's not Ruby Tuesday's
Felony Steve is a really good cook
Stop asking if it's Ruby Tuesday's
[Awsten Knight]
Mom
What?
Mom
What?
Mom
What?
Mom
What?
[Dean Limousine]
I live in a limousine but I can't drive it
I just got my permit
I'll eat your ass for a license
Uh, I chew my cheek like dirty pizza meat
My parents sold me for a zoo
And this beat is crazy loony tunes
Ask me 'bout my fur coat
Don't ask me 'bout my fur coat
Bitch, I'm on your daddy's boat
I'm sucking down that root beer float
Bitch, I'm nasty
Stretching out my ass cheeks
Feed me some granola
Cause 'ya boy is feeling classy
When I get my license
I'm gonna drop that money mountain
Where the wipe their fucking asses
On the face of their accountant
Dean Limousine, Dessy Limousine for short
Climb inside my limo
And you're gonna get porked
[Background Laughter]
[Awsten Knight]
Mom
What?
Mom
What?
Mom
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Mom
What?
[Deep Robotic Voice]
Mom
Mom
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Mom
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Mom
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Mom
[High-Pitched Female Voice]
What?