(dolphin noises)
[Awsten Knight]
Bitch, does it look like I wanna eat carrots with you?

[Felony Steve]
Yo it's Felony!
Don't you motherfucking touch me
With god as my witness
I'ma fuck up this Chili's

Bring me ribs
No I changed my mind
Bring me squid!

[Awsten]
Can you just get him the fucking squid?
Fuck!

[Felony Steve]
Help me catch my head lice
Now I just want french fries
Me and Harry Potter kissing guys
In the moonlight
Felony Steve
Have a wonderful day!

[King Salami]
Uh...
My dick smells like chicken nuggets
Grew too long so now I took it

I don't got no one to fuck with
'Cause my dick smells like a nugget

Give us the sauce you like with your nugget
I can provide you with sauce for your nugget

Watching the bad with anticipation nugget
Well, I love you that much

[Felony Steve]
Felony Steve, I got a pink Jeep
Felony Steve, I got some ice-cream
Felony Steven gonna kiss your girlfriend
Felony Steve brought you band-aids because he's sorry about that
Felony Steve is afraid of swimmin'
Felony Steve is afraid of women
Felony Steve, I got a couple issues

To Felony Steve, yeah every notes a brown note
Felony Steve eat yogurt in the shower
Felony Steve has brought you flowers
Felony Steve thinks hippies are dirty
Felony Steve knows interesting facts...

(Gasp)

[Otto wood]
It's so..