[Verse 1]
There's a disturbance in the force
Felt this raw strength once before
Didn't scare me way back then
Won't make that mistake again
I might be a hermit now
That don't mean I can't allow
You to fail like I did
So listen up you orphan kid

[Pre-Chorus]
Holograms of Leia ended up inside
R2, D2
I got a lightsaber and learned force powers to boot
Blast!

[Chorus]
Last Jedi Knight
Yeah I dance with the Ewoks
Drank blue milk until I barfed
Slept inside of a Taun Taun

Last Jedi Knight
Watched an outlaw lose an arm
Then fled the cantina bar
To go blow up the Death Star

Last Jedi Knight
Took a trip to Dagobah
Jedi training with Yoda
Crashed my X-Wing in a swamp

Last Jedi Knight
Now I think I broke the force
It was way better before, Kylo

[Post-Chorus]
This Jedi Knight, won't do it all again
This Jedi Knight, won't do it all again

[Verse 2]
Let me tell ya bout my dad
He was cool until he had
Visions of his wife in death
That clouded all his judgment
Murdered all the Padawans
Tried to take down Obi-Wan
Then he cut off my right hand
So can you try to understand?
[Pre-Chorus]
Most of the Jedi Knights had to run and hide
Time to exile
Now it's an empire cause the republic was ruined
Blast!

[Chorus]
Last Jedi Knight
Yeah I dance with Ewoks
Drank blue milk until I barfed
Slept inside of a Taun Taun

Last Jedi Knight
Watched an outlaw lose an arm
Then fled the cantina bar
To go blow up the Death Star

Last Jedi Knight
Took a trip to Dagobah
Jedi training with Yoda
Crashed my X-Wing in a swamp

Last Jedi Knight
Now I think I broke the force
It was way better before, Kylo
[Post-Chorus]
This Jedi Knight, won't do it all again (Do it all again)
This Jedi Knight, won't do it all again (Do it all again)
This Jedi Knight, won't do it all again