Killing place, killing place, I spy a guest
How many taps on the bell at the desk?
One two three four, one two three four
Killing place, killing place, I spy a clerk
How many keys does she keep in her skirt?
Five six seven eight, five six seven eight
[Spoken:]
Farewell, travelers. This is Cain of The Killing Place. We hope that you enjoyed your stay, and do come back now. Book another visit with us! Dial one eight nine three
(Killing place, killing place, I spy a name
How many locks does the ledger contain?
Nine ten eleven twelve, nine ten eleven twelve
Killing place, killing place, I spy a hall
How many antlers are hung on the wall?)