Fried Rice
Bone Hurting Juice
[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh! Hey! You're the principal! Yeah!
Hey, it's me, Risotto, you know, the student you suspended?
You know, you didn't have to suspend me...
Like, you really shouldn't have done that

[Principal Jones & Risotto Pavarotti]
If it isn't Risotto Pavarotti, the little fuckwad I suspended
Well-
How about you go back home, yeah?

[Risotto Pavarotti]
You know, I just hope you're having a good time
And, you know, I hope I can get back to school soon!

[Principal Jones]
You shouldn't be around school!
You're fucking suspended!

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, so, you're just gonna tell me to go away?
But, c'mon?
And why are you on school grounds smoking?
Like, I know school's out right now for Thanksgiving but...
Why are you smoking on school grounds?

[Principal Jones]
You shouldn't be around school!
You're fucking suspended!

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Well...
Fine, I'll go away
Stupid principal...

[Principal Jones]
Dumbass kid, fuck that shit!
Black Friday? Fuck it
I hate my job
Am I having a midlife crisis?
I didn't ask to be born into this miserable existence
Please kill me

[Trapper tha Trapper]
'Ey bitch boi! Come over here

[Principal Jones]
Who the fuck are you?
What are you doing on my school property?

[Trapper tha Trapper]
Ayo, B, school ain't even in right now
It's Thanksgiving break, right?
Ayo, come on, cuh, put that nicotine down and get over here

[Principal Jones]
What is that odd serum you're holding?

[Trapper tha Trapper]
Oh this? Man, it's just some Bone Hurting Juice, cuh

[Principal Jones]
Bone Hurting Juice, eh?
I don't know what type of drug that is
But I don't take substance, no thank you

[Trapper tha Trapper]
Come on, cuh, I know you wanna try

[Principal Jones]
Well, what does it do?

[Trapper tha Trapper]
Alright, Bone Hurting Juice, ya take it, and then your bones hurt!

[Principal Jones]
The fuck? No it won't

[Trapper tha Trapper]
You wanna try?

[Principal Jones]
No, no, I don't…
Fuck it, give me some of that
Ow, oof, ohh my bones, ouch, oof, ohh!

[Trapper tha Trapper]
Ha! I told you!
Now your bones hurt, dickhead!

[Principal Jones]
Ow, ow, ouch ohh, make it stop, ohh

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, hey!
What's wrong?

[Principal Jones]
Ow, oh no, my bones hurt, ohh

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh wait, your bones?
Your bones are hurting?
Oh, don't worry, don't worry, Mr. Principal
I'll get you tha Bone Antidote and your bones won't be hurting any longer!

[Principal Jones]
Ohh, oh, how do you...
Ohh, get that- ohh, Antidote!

[Deus Ex Machinima]
Ah, fuck a dees, I habe you gimme tha antidote that you want!

[Risotto Pavarotti]
So, you have the antidote?

[Deus Ex Machinima]
You haba gimme somethin, man

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, so what do I have to do to get this Antidote?

[Deus Ex Machinima]
I'll give ya tha Antidote, but you must gimme da ah-SUCCie SUCCie
Now!

[Risotto Pavarotti]
I have to give you tha SUCCie SUCCie?

[Deus Ex Machinima]
I'll give you tha SUCCie SUCCie! Oof!
Ah, because I like tha SUCCie SUCCie!
Don't you like da Antidote?

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Well, you know, I care for my principal
So I'll give you tha SUCCie SUCCie
And we can get that Antidote

[Slapping sounds]

[Deus Ex Machinima]
Now get down on your knees like I showed you earlier!
Now gimme da SUCCie SUCCie

[Sucking sounds]
[Roblox death sound effect]

[Deus Ex Machinima]
Now, gay boi, I hope you enjoy da Antidote
I left a couple roofies in there, I hope you don't mind

[Risotto Pavarotti]
It tasted kinda weird
I hope you don't have any disease
But, can I have the Antidote now?
Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!
I'll get this to the principal right away!
Thank you Mr... what was your name again?

[Deus Ex Machinima]
It's your boy Skinny Penis comin' back to ya

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Alright! Anyway, yeah

[Running sounds]

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Hey! Mr. Principal! I have tha Antidote!
It'll stop your bones from hurting!

[Principal Jones]
Ow, ouch, give it to me now!

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Here you go!
Is it working? Did it work?

[Principal Jones]
Ohh, much better, much better
Thank you, faggot
I will unsuspend you now

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Oh, yeah! Wait, so you're gonna unsuspend me?

[Principal Jones]
Welcome back to school...

[Risotto Pavarotti]
Yay!
Thanks for unsuspending me, Mr. Principal, yeah
My name Jeff