[Intro: The Chute]
Welcome to The Room, Risotto. You took a lot of SpAceW33d, right? That shit's very illegal. I brought you here to cool off. You're being such a fucking retarded, you just had a dream about raping some girls or some shit. What the fuck are you doing, Risotto?

[Verse 1: Fried Rice]
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
None for you, no noose, no need for abuse
That's The Chute, they're all that is holy
Done placed us all here, work for the glory
Damn, the old, the young, the preteens
The one below, the one above, the love below, and between
In and out the scenes, feed it to the siims
Whether these fiends do it for the memes, or seize the means

[Interlude: The Chute]
I appreciate the respect, Risotto. But why are you taking all this SpAceW33d? You don't seem to be in good health

[Verse 2: Fried Rice & The Chute]
Well I've been fucked in the head ever since I got suspended
I'm addicted to these drugs now thanks to the F131d tenants
I mean, you got suspended from school, Risotto. You can't-
I'll do it again motherfucker, cause I can-a
I'll beat her fuckin g ass til she looks like a bruised banana
Then I'll suck her blood drier than a damn savanna

[Interlude: The Chute & Fried Rice]
You can't, Risotto, fucking stop. Something's got into your head. I think I know what the problem is
What?
You're lost in the sauce, my child
The fuck you mean I'm lost in the sauce? You're lost in the sauce!
Okay then, Risotto

[Verse 3: Fried Rice]
While y'all sipping your cough medicine
And y'all be taking that cock medicine
I'll be running from the cops for text messaging
Cause y'all suburban problems are pussy offending
Y=mx something, why am I alive
Historian or architect ain't my fucking life
On probation, connotation
This verse lookin' longer than a Genius annotation
Looking too deep into it
Dipping your feet into it
Y'all thinking you're intuit
But y'all faggots feeling it

[Interlude: The Chute & Fried Rice]
Risotto, you have so much potential. This is just a short problem in your life, we can make this better, Risotto, I'm the fucking Chute, dude. You're still super emo and retarded and shit but I'm literally fucking God, my dude. I can make this better
Well what are you gonna fucking do?

[Verse 4: Fried Rice]
What am I, Job? Why am I here?
Why everyday that I gotta fear?
You say I'm lost in the sauce, but I run from the cops
And these blots looking hot, so don't turn me off
And these thots blowing steam off, and I took the memes off
And these fuckers still drinking lean and won't take the 'preme off?
Where the fuck am I going? I don't fucking know
Fuck me, this suspension has to be slow

[Interlude: The Chute]
Risotto. You seem to have your morals in check. You're a special snowflake, but you have your morals in check. I think you'll be fine, just chill out

[Speech: The Chute]
Risotto Pavarotti. You are a fascinating young man. One whomst has many paths that you might embark upon. Although this is a highly confusing Omniverse we might spend our short, miserable lives in, you might have the key to success, like DJ Khaled but with memes. And those memes come straight from the heart, directly from your soul. Risotto, if you get your shit together, you have the opportunity to become the spiciest memer of all, the dank meme boy from Etowana that changes the meme game, the dank meme boy from Etowana that changes your life, the dank meme boy from Etowana that changes the world. But if you continue this dark path you have tread upon as of late, a dark future awaits you. I’ll show you. Are you ready? So what is it going to be, Risotto? Will you go upon the path of damnation, or salvation? Is it wickedness or weakness? Will you embrace your weaknesses, flaunt your wickedness, empower yourself with the seven deadly sins, or do good not in favor of yourself, but the world. What do you believe this prophecy sounds of, Risotto?