[Intro]
Attention parents and grandparents of young children
Yuh, okay, yeah
(Five dollar foot-long! Five dollar foot-long!)
Uh, grrraah
Yuh, yuh, yuh
Yuh, yuh
Gay

[Hook: Fried Rice & Pridemore]
Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh
Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh
Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh
Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (okay)
Subway wrap up (trig)
Turn my VOX UP (fuck)
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (trig)
Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)
Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh
Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh
Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh
Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (okay)
Subway wrap up (trig)
Turn my VOX UP (fuck)
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (trig)
Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)

[Verse 1: Feather Man]
You know I quit theater, ayy
Your girl fat like Peter, ayy
Hurricane with athena, ayy
Got two bands with no music, ayy
We go pretty global, Sub
We go Jared Fogle, way
I like to fuck horses, neigh
Get women like Forrest, gay
Grabbing all the titties, call me Catherine Garcia
I fuck your homo madre then I fuck your gay ass tia
I fuck her from the floor to the chandelier, Sia
My Puerto Rican friends should get deported

[Hook: Fried Rice & Pridemore]
Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh
Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh
Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh
Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (okay)
Subway wrap up (trig)
Turn my VOX UP (fuck)
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (trig)
Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)

[Verse 2: Cracker Jap]
Yeah, I eat that pussy, I call that Siamese
Raped like a chink, nanking Chinese
Five dolla sucky suck, gimme that zucky zuck
3mm Peter, railroad trucky truck
Kitachyousen, shinzou abe
Jisatsu shitai, sugu korose
Js ero, ii hentai
Kanpeki pero
He's senpai
Pedophilic life, that's that good shit
Yakuza stains, that's that hood shit
Deep south racism, no it ain't Georgia
Cause we left China cucked like they're fucking Florida
Misairu lonchi, konma, konchi
Hiroshima eieen, kamakazi yoshi
Banzai, hakusai, katana o tote
Kanpeki sansei, kike yo boke
Banzai

[Hook: Fried Rice & Pridemore]
Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh
Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh
Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh
Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (okay)
Subway wrap up (trig)
Turn my VOX UP (fuck)
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (trig)
Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)

[Verse 3: Fried Rice]
And I wonder if you know
How they do in Portl-a-n-d
Color contrast warp around n' shit
Don’t need your candy
I just wanna please the Chute
Keep iTunes money handy
Analyze an ORYZA tape
My band is gonna rise up, bape drift
Pen and write, late shift all night, think I’m about to crash
If I act too trendy then this shit will not last
If you try to silence me I just might kick your ass
This shit gets hot quick, it ain't no Hydro Flask

[Hook: Fried Rice & Pridemore]
Sine, cosine, tangent, yuh
Sine, opposite, hypotenuse, yuh
Cosine, adjacent, hypotenuse, yuh
Tangent, opposite, adjacent, yuh
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (okay)
Subway wrap up (trig)
Turn my VOX UP (fuck)
Write a rap up (okay)
ThinkPads out bruh (trig)
Wrap up, hit your mom up (gay)

[Verse 4: Pridemore]
Flowin’, moterboatin’, soakin’ up of all the iced tea
Walkin’ up the bodega, I’m 'bout to buy an ICE-E
A couple Kit-Kat bars and a set of Now and Laters
Got a set of VCRs, make a tape like Hannah Baker (hey)
Triplet flow like tripartite like Takeoff, Quavo, Offset
AK, AR-15, match it up with silver Barrettes
Bullet to the head, Alzheimer's, yeah oh yeah you forget
Piss shit fuck and dicks you suck, that’s living life with tourettes (Yay!)
Fuck your bitch I’m boutta kill like OJ Simpson
We gonna spend that cheese like we be doin’ big pimpin’
Buyin’ out the docks I take the yacht out goin’ fishin’
I’m playin’ up that Zelda, I be like (Hey, listen!)
Whippin’ out that nae-nae dab y’all sucking on a penis
I’m racing outer space and we be pullin’ up on Venus
You talkin’ bout them old ass memes like (Do you know de wei?)
Finna school ya ass up, take you straight to Subway, okay?

[Outro]
YouTube Poop
Poop?
No, YouTube Poop
Scoopy-di whoop?
Poop?
Poop
Poop?
YouTube Poop
Poop?
No