[Verse 1]
Four bundy rums at the RSL
Three VBs at the Aerodrome
Two lines of gack in the carpark
One longneck for the drive home

[Chorus]
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorder–

[Verse 2]
Four swigs of gin at the bus stop
Three pints of Guinness at the bowls club
Two 750s in a double brown bag
One shot of Fireball at the pub

[Chorus]
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorder–

[Bridge]
Relaxation, mood alteration
Boredom leads to intoxication
Relaxation, mood alteration
Boredom leads to intoxication
[Chorus]
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly