I've been too blue on a Wednesday
Boo threw me out of The Zoo
I've been down at the Boundary Hotel
And you can bet I've been pissed there too
I've got mates living up in Wynnum
We go boozin at the Waterloo
Spend all afternoon at the R.S.L
'Cause there's never nothing else to do

I've been drunk in every pub, in Brisbane
I've been drunk in every pub, in Brisbane

I've been legless at the Breakfast
After a few they told me to leave
I've been banned at the Grand Central Hotel
And I've been pissed like you wouldn't believe
I love relaxin' at the Caxton
But they never like the look of me
I've been off my face at the Stock Exchange
They gave me a couple beers for free

I've been drunk in every pub, in Brisbane
Drunk in every pub, in Brisbane
I've been drunk in every pub, in Brisbane
I've been drunk in every pub, in Brisbane
In Brisbane
In Brisbane
In Brisbane
Ahh!
[Guitar Solo]

I've been drunk in every pub, in Brisbane
I've been drunk in every pub, in Brisbane