[VERSE 1: XTIAN]
Baby boy, listen up, I can be your Princess Peach
Suck it up, drink it down, symbiotic like a leech
Bowser wishes everyday he could have this girl
But I ain’t cuffing shit less he takes over the world!
Treat me nice, grab the dice, we can Party all night
I’m just looking for the man who will treat me right
Who isn’t lazy
I don’t wanna be no Princess Daisy
My treasure tracker’s on and I’ve found the one
It isn’t only Captain Toad who’s allowed to have fun
I’m an expert at minigames, a genius at racing
These mushrooms may be clean but I'll get to lacing

[Chorus: XTIAN]
Baby boy, listen up I can be your Princess Peach
Don’t you want to ride away and rescue me?
And rescue me?
I’m so sick of dating all these Warios
I think I finally I found my Mario
I’m so sick of dating all these Warios
I think I finally I found my Mario

[VERSE 2: TESSA]
Tiara on my head from the Odyssey
There are lots of quirky bitches none as odd as me
I can see your future, I’m the fraud Merlee
And let me tell you baby your future is me
All your groupies corny let ‘em run up, run up
Trade ‘em all for me, that’s a one-up, one-up
I don’t really give a fuck what they say
They can catch a hand, I’m a pro at melee!

[Chorus: XTIAN]
Baby, boy listen up I can be your Princess Peach
Don’t you want to ride away and rescue me?
And rescue me?
I’m so sick of dating all these Warios
I think I finally I found my Mario!
I’m so sick of dating all these Warios
I think I finally I found my Mario!