(Verse 1)
I was walking home from school
It was a little chilly
I had to take a poo,
But I saw something silly
You ain't gonna believe what I saw
I almost crapped my pants
It was so funny,
I did a crazy dance

(Chorus 1)
I sawwwwwwww...
A SILLY GOOSE
A SILLY GOOSE
IT'S NAME WAS CAMERON AND IT WAS AMUSED
A SILLY GOOSE

(Verse 2)
"OMG," I said to my friend
She said "What is it?"
I said "Look over the bend"
She looked and cried

(Pre-Chorus)
She's afraid of geese
But I'm not

(Chorus 2)
I saiiiiiiiiiid...
A SILLY GOOSE
A SILLY GOOSE
IT'S NAME WAS SAM AND IT WAS PART MOOSE
A SILLY GOOSE

(Bridge)
Ooooooooh, I love geese
I also love a moose
Why isn't the plural of moose, meese
Like how goose is geese
I don't know

(Chorus 3)
I loooooove...
A SILLY GOOSE
AND SILLY GEESE
I LOVE MOOSE
AND I LOVE MEESE
HER NAME WAS KAREN
AND SHE WAS SILLY
A SILLY GOOSE
A SILLY PILLY...