Deep Kalsi
MAHARANI
[Verse 1]
Suna tujhe bhi apni hai marwani
Honge iss thukaai ke baad tere bhi pair bhari
Gehraai mein main shark, meri lehr aari
Tu wo jalpari jo neher mein na tair pari
Padega ab thappad, tu asli khabar padh
Maine maharani ko far diya
Dekha lagana chaahta tu rekha
Sindoor se main Amitabh
Tere leke tujhko nakar diya
Teri praja nahi ye meri aawam hai
Tere dogalepan ka toh Raha hoon gawaah main
Air Hostess thi na teri bandi..?
Wo toh uska kaam hai
Par tu kyun hawa mein hai..?
Tu tha dog, teri bitch mehi chaahta
Knock knock raat ke bich mein hi aata
Usne Kaha Krish Give Mein That d**k
Mera Itna Bada
Uska Muhfaad Ke Bhi Fit Nahi Aata..

[Bridge]
Aaaw…
Bura Laga Raftraar Bhiaya Ni
Bulaya Ni Hustle Mein
Aaaw..
Bura Laga
Krrishna Bhaiya Aage Nikal Gaye Asal Mein
Aaaww
Bura Laga
Artistan Ne Tujhe Pyaar Ni Kiya
Aaww..
Bura Laga Tujhpe DMF Ne Kabhi Dhyan Ni Diya
[Verse 2]
Karne laga ye brainstorming zyaada
Par hamle se pehle ek warning aata
Classical sangeet ka hai shauk mujhe
Aaj kal uth ke chalata har morning raga
Diss minimal, tujhe max se dar hai
Mere daant pehle nahi tere facts kidhar hai?
Maine daala gaana 11:30, tune daala 10 pe
22.5 ghante, maths kidhar hai?
4 saal teen Label, lock ni kar paaya
Ek saal se million cross nahi kar paaya
Maal phunk ke din bhar rehta hai stoned par
Aaj tak ek show tu rock nahi kar paaya
Abhi bahot rage hai, par pehle stage pe
Dekha teri toh awaaz nahi aa rahi thi
Red Bull sjow pe apne gaane ni ga paaya
Raftaar bhaiya mujhe saans nahi aa rahi thi
Thoda kam phunk tu Marley nahi hai
Haal hi mein suna teri maar li gayi hai
Jaake sambhal apne rangeen baal
Beti akhirkaar ye koi beauty parlour nahi hai
Lena na panga laga doon main lanka
Haan tujhme na chamta banane ka dhang hai
Subah subah mujhe udhedega ye banda?
Umm.. aji mera ghanta
Kaaran bata apni akkad ka
Pichli baar mila toh shakal se shakkar tha
Tujhpe main shak karta, chhote tu mera na takkar ka
Jaa ke ab pakad ja tu Tony Kakkar ka
Bhasad ka jikar ab kar raha hai jaan ke
Mera wikipedia padh le tu dhayan se
Hello Muhfaad? Kahan hai tu bhai?
Zikimedia ke kudedaan mein
Main gusse wala nahi jabtak panga karte
Phir track pe chhoron tumhe main nanga karje
Ab dhoo liye haath tune ganfa jal mein
Main ghoose wala nahi, mil le ghanta ghar pe
Punchline pe Punchline pe punchline
Isko dekh ke lagta hau jaise mera lunch time
I’ll slit that jaise kholoon kitkat
Laata main Bars jab aata hai Crunch time
I’m not the one to fuck with
Tu lage inbread jaise bun mein cutlet
Ab bunty ke bistar mein kar tu Varzish
I guess for you son it’s fun to suck dick
Beef mein teru kya aukaad hai?
I kill guys, choori 100 laash hai
Tera khaandan sunta hai Emiway
Ab samajha chutiya kyun aulaad hai
Maidaan mein bass asli jo rakhte kadam
Tu nakli janam se ab rakh le bharam
Reply ke naam pe tu karle sharam
Rakh de kalam Harjas tu kar de khatam
Fotty bhi sunta hai KR$NA ke gaane
Haan, sach nahi bolta tu faker hai beta
Tujhse bada hua dooosra Maharaj
King Roco ka choco tu lekar hai beta
Khaa le tu khaa le tu, Munh mein ab daal le tu
Rap chhor beti tere bas ki nahi
Koi jaldi nahi hai pahle julfein samhal le tu
Itne saal se bnaya ni hit
HipHop ke ghar mein lagaya nahi brick
Bimaari mein tune banaya ye diss
Afsoos phir bhi kuch likh paata nahi sick
Maarne ka tha tujhme irada nahi
Dikhaya respect aur badle mein manga nahi
Dhakka doge toh kathor mujh se jyada nahi
Main hi Bhagwan mujh se bada maharaja nahi
[Outro]
RIP
Rest In Peace