[Intro]
If I had one bitch, it would be all cool
I wouldn't have to do the sneaky shit that I

[Chorus]
If I had one bitch, it would be all cool
I wouldn't have to do the sneaky shit that I do
If I had one bitch, it would be all straight
I wouldn't feel two-faced, no I wouldn't feel two-faced
If I had one bitch, I would feel better now
Cause I'd probably settle down, but I cannot settle now
If I had one bitch, I'd probably feel better now
And I'd probably settle down, but I just can't settle now

[Verse 1]
If I had one bitch I'd keep everything cool, it'd all be copasetic
Shit wouldn't never get out of hand, hell nah baby, I wouldn't let it
But I just can't settle down with the wrong bitch now, I know I'll regret it
Ooh, I just can't settle down with the wrong bitch now, I know I'll regret it
But if I just had that one bitch that'll ride for me
If just had that one bitch that'll slide for me
If just had that one bitch that'll ride for me
That one bitch that'll slide for me
(yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, ayy)
And I know that she gon' ride for me

[Chorus]
If I had one bitch, it would be all cool
I wouldn't have to do the sneaky shit that I do
If I had one bitch, it would be all straight
I wouldn't feel two-faced, no I wouldn't feel two-faced
If I had one bitch, I would feel better now
Cause I'd probably settle down, but I cannot settle now
If I had one bitch, I'd probably feel better now
And I'd probably settle down, but I just can't settle now

[Verse 2]
No I just can't settle now, no I just can't settle down, no I just can't settle now
No I just can't settle down, no I just can't settle down, no I just can't settle down
Cuz ain't none of these bitches gon' love me
How a real bitch really 'posed to love me?
How a real bitch really 'posed to hug me?
Say a real bitch really 'posed to trust me
But you can't do that
That shit's too hard for you
That's all that I ask of you

[Chorus]
If I had one bitch, it would be all cool
I wouldn't have to do the sneaky shit that I do
If I had one bitch, it would be all straight
I wouldn't feel two-faced, no I wouldn't feel two-faced
If I had one bitch, I would feel better now
Cause I'd probably settle down, but I cannot settle now
If I had one bitch, I'd probably feel better now
And I'd probably settle down, but I just can't settle now