[Intro: Benatar]
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-erd Rage!

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
They say I "nerd rage", I say they don't understand!
Keep talkin' trash bitch, I'mma have to ban!
You from my chat room, and I can hardly think
But I'mma have to slap Jar Jar Binks!
And slam George Lucas', head in a car door!
For far more, than just ruining Star Wars!
Stop re-mastering, you're making it worse!
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first!
And fuck Comic Sans, and fuck low bandwidth!
And never say that Pluto, ain't a planet!, goddammit!
I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!
With a girl, you don't know her! She moved away! Shut up!
And don't tell me Doctor Who is the same! without Tom Baker
The shit is just lame!
And what do you mean you've never seen Citizen Kane?!
[Hook: Benatar]
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er-erd Rage!

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]
I broke seven keyboards over my knee!
How dare you say Marvel is better than DC?
Your horrible grammar, it's makin' me puke
And Captain Kirk, was far superior to Jean-Luc Picard!
And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight
When I'm right, I'ma laugh like:
(Nerd Laugh)
You beat me at chess, I'm flippin' the board!
Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house, kick in the door!
Break every single copy of "Transformers 4"
Hit Bay in the dick, with a stick 'til he's sore!
Or own your ass in Halo, so bad you might cry!
And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die?
I'll beat you up, I know karate!
Ask my girlfriend, (yes I have a girlfriend!
Did I mention I have a girlfriend?)
[Hook: Benatar]
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er-erd Rage!

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]
I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited
"And pick up your toys!" They're collectors items!
Shut up, Mom, and give 'em back to me!
And holy shit, don't take 'em out the packaging!
"And clean your room, it smells like manure!
And stop watchin' porn videos on your computer!"
I'm doin' research, leave me alone! Why you hatin'?
"I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian."

[Hook: Benatar]
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage!
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er,-er,-er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er-erd Rage!
[Outro: Benatar]
All my fellow nerds
Oh, I know you understand
All my fellow nerds
Sing along if you can
We got that nerd rage
We got that nerd rage
We got that nerd rage
We got that nerd rage, (Nerd rage!)

[Interlude: Puff Puff Humbert]
"What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?
He's like one of the greatest writer/directors of our time!
And what do you mean "Phantom Menace" is your favorite Star Wars movie?!
God da—dude, alright, we ca—we can't be friends.​
I can't be your friend anymore. Goodbye."