[Hook: Lil Mario]
Call me Slim Shady, cause I created a monster
Just like a YouTuber, cause I need a sponsor
I'm so broke, I could use a dollar
I just shit my pants, just like a toddler
Call me Slim Shady, cause I created a monster
Just like a YouTuber, cause I need a sponsor
I'm so broke, I could use a dollar
I just shit my pants, just like a toddler

[Verse 1: Lil Mario]
Okay, I still livin' in an apartment
Lesbian anal sex, muching on a carpet
But you don't wanna flex, perfectly fine!
I bet you don't wipe your ass, you are blind
Still a cowboy, shut the fuck up
"Guys, look at me! I'm Cardi B, I'm a dump truck"
You can call me X's mom, milk my son for a few bucks
But I'm playing Roblox, now let me count up my Robux

[Hook: Lil Mario]
Call me Slim Shady, cause I created a monster
Just like a YouTuber, cause I need a sponsor
I'm so broke, I could use a dollar
I just shit my pants, just like a toddler
Call me Slim Shady, cause I created a monster
Just like a YouTuber, cause I need a sponsor
I'm so broke, I could use a dollar
I just shit my pants, just like a toddler

[Verse 2: BrandonThaEditor]
Dreamin' bout furries with cocks in they hands
Then woke up for school found a nut in my pants
You wanna smash? Well I'm playing as Sans
Bitch, I'm so white, I might steal all your land
No cappulous, I'm fabulous
And I'm playing with my feces
Yes, cat and piss, I fap to this
And white stuff come out of my wee-wee (bruh)

[Verse 3: Yung Fortnite Flex]
Call me Lil Darkie, I have an erection
Frick on your sister, she sees my reflection
I bet that I am cooler than you
And you cannot say that that is not true like
(Damn!) All I do is ride on a horse
Not just a cowboy, I just got divorced!
My dad beats me (That's how I am forced!)
Honestly, I just don't even know anymore (Yeah I don't even know)

[Verse 4: LenoPro]
Don't give a shit like Peter Griffin
Beat Lois like my meat, now her front teeth's missin'
You should go back to the kitchen, and do the dishes
Going out with the boys to do some fishing
Someone, please get me a chicken sandwich
I ain't got money and I ain't got no bitch
I jacked off, now my fucking balls itch
Someone, please get me a chicken sandwich!
I wanna go fuck consqueal
I gave a child salmonella
I like to eat lots of mozzarella
I'm gonna cum in your Nutella
1v1 me on Great Plateau
Poo on the floor in indigo
I really got fucking school tomorrow
Die or subscribe to LenoPro

[Hook: Lil Mario]
Call me Slim Shady, cause I created a monster
Just like a YouTuber, cause I need a sponsor
I'm so broke, I could use a dollar
I just shit my pants, just like a toddler
Call me Slim Shady, cause I created a monster
Just like a YouTuber, cause I need a sponsor
I'm so broke, I could use a dollar
I just shit my pants, just like a toddler