Dick’s Pizza

Hey Pizza Lovers!

I'm dick

And i’m here to announce the grand opening of my brand new pizzeria!

Dick's pizza!

Not sure how much dicks u can handle?

No Sweat!

Dicks comes in large, medium and small

No matter the size dicks is sure to satisfy!

Even out smallest dicks are 10 inches long!

"pardon?"

Some like it thin

Other like it thick!

That's why you can choose from thin crust or DEEP DICK!!!

We have dicks for everyone

Dicks for your dad "bring me my pipe!"

Dicks for your mom "mommy loves u"

Dicks for your grandma "no one visits me!"

Dicks for your wife...

Your ex-wife, whatevеr

Nothing lightens up a party

Quite like a bit sеrvant of dick’s

Ding dong there's a bunch of dicks at your door

We deliver!

So get off your computer!

And eat dicks!

For more information click here *click noise*

Its big and its gooey

And its saucy

And its chewy

Whats in my mouth its gotta be dicks!