Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear
I'm not doing anything

Uh,I'm gonna kick my feet up
And stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
(Naah)

I'll be lying on the couch
Just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me
How to douggie
Cause in my castle
I'm the freakin man

Oh Oh
Yes i said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo

Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90x
With a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaah

I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops you just have to wait

Ooooh
Yes i said it
I said it
I said it cuz I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeeeaaah

Oooh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)