[Verse 1]
Oot o the East
There cam a hard man
Wo-oho, aw the way frae Brigton
Aha-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

[Verse 2]
Went intae a pub
And he cam oot paralytic
Wo-oho, VP and cider
Aha-ha, what a hell of a mixture
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

[Verse 3]
"Does this bus go
Tae the Dennistoun Palais?"
Wo-oho, I'm lookin for a lumber
Aha-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

[Verse 4]
In the dancin
Ye met Hairy Mary
Wo-oho, flouer o the Gorbals
Aha-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

[Verse 5]
"Aw, nou Mary
Are ye dancin?"
"Oh no, it's just the way I'm staunin"
Aha-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

[Verse 6]
"Well then, Mary
Ye're one in a million,"
"Wo-oho, so's yer chances!"
Aha-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 7]
"Well then, Mary
Can I run ye hame?"
"Oh no, I've got a pair of sandshoes,"
"Aha-ha, ye're hell of a funny!"
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

[Verse 8]
Well, doun throu the back close
And intae the dunny
Wo-oho, it wisnae for the first time
Aha-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

[Verse 8]
Then oot cam her mammy
She was goin tae the cludgie
Wo-oho, I buggered off sharpish
Aha-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

[Verse 9]
Nou Hairy Mary's
Lookin for her hard man
Wo-oho, he's jyned the Foreign Legion
Aha-ha, Sahara unner ra camels
Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[Verse 10]
Then Hairy Mary's
Had a little baby
Wo-oho, his faither's in the army
Aha-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice