[MATTHEW TORKILSEN]
Who’s got a beard that’s short and grey?

[COMPANY]
Swampy’s got a beard that’s short and grey

[ZACH TIMSON]
Who spends free time in the UK?

[COMPANY]
Swampy spends free time in the UK
In the UK
Beard that’s grey

Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy, Swampy Marsh

[AL LIANG]
Who wears a groovy Cuban hat?

[COMPANY]
Swampy wears a groovy Cuban hat

[JONATHAN EDEWAARD]
Who works hard on Pete the Cat?
[COMPANY]
Swampy works hard on Pete the Cat
Pete the Cat
Cuban hat
In the UK
Beard that’s grey

Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy, Swampy Marsh

[ANDREW GRABOWSKI]
Who does the voice for Monogram?

[COMPANY]
Swampy does the voice for Monogram

[TAMI ROSALES]
Who only types emoji spam?

[COMPANY]
Swampy only types еmoji spam
Emoji spam
Monogram
Pete the Cat
Cuban hat
In thе UK
Beard that’s grey
Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy, Swampy Marsh

[MARTIN OLSON]
Who looks gnarly hanging ten?

[COMPANY]
Swampy looks gnarly hanging ten

[OLIVIA OLSON]
Who has the strength of fifty men?

[COMPANY]
Swampy has the strength of fifty men
Fifty men
Hanging ten
Emoji spam
Monogram
Pete the Cat
Cuban hat
In the UK
Beard that’s grey

Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy, Swampy Marsh
[OLIVIA OLSON]
Ho ho ho, yeah
Go, Swampy, go

[MONOGRAM, spoken]
Ya know Carl, I don’t know who this Swampy person they’re singing about is, but he’s got a very likeable way about him

[CARL, spoken]
Yes, he’s very groovy, sir

[ROSEMARY CRAIG]
Who transcends all of time and space?

[COMPANY]
Swampy transcends all of time and space

[LAURA DICKINSON]
Who’s gonna rule the human race?

[COMPANY]
Swampy’s gonna rule the human race
Human race
Time and space
Fifty men
Hanging ten
Emoji spam
Monogram
Pete the Cat
Cuban hat
In the UK
Beard that’s grey

[COMPANY & LAURA DICKINSON]
Must be Swampy (Must be Swampy)
Must be Swampy
Must be Swampy, Swampy Marsh (His first name is Jeff)

Must be Swampy (Must be Jeff Swampy)
Must be Swampy
Must be Jeffrey "Swampy" Marsh (Swampy Marsh)

[JEFF "SWAMPY" MARSH, spoken]
Ho, ho, ho... Merry Christmas