I love cannabis extracts
They're dirtier than my sex tracks
This lemon simply, peng and stinky
And it's worth more than 10 stacks
Don't touch my weed with your grubby fingers
You silly prick, step back
Don't come around me to just piss me off
It's likely you'll get your neck snapped
I'll shank you as well, and slap man too
Do not touch my Afghan Goo
It's imported and sorted
And then vacuum packed in Kathmandu
I don't eat fat man food, I'm a vegan
I'm eating fruit and vegetables
You might find me sun-gazing, and grounding
Smoking zoots at festivals

I'm deep, smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 zed's, then sleep

I'm oh so cold, and I flow so dope
And I'm vaping now, I don't blow no smoke
If you smoke cigarettes around me, then blood
I'll leave your nose bone broke
I'm smoking the home-grown cro'
Naturally organic grown, no joke
Just cannabis, bro no coke
I'm higher, than the holes in the ozone dome
I'm a herbalist, healing with herbalism
Stick herbs in papers then burn em in em
Humans are self-healing, they're powerful
Trust me fam there's a cure within em
I've got no patience waiting for doctors
Cause they just lie like journalism
They just wanna earn a killing
They murder men, and then murder women
I'm deep, smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 zed's, then sleep

My weed is smelly and venomous
I've got the smelliest lemon buds
Crystals the size of snowflakes blood
They're massive and heavy as elephants
I weighed a Q by eye
High IQ, very intelligent
The powers to be
Tell lies to your vision
And that's why telly's are relevant
This world is full of rich people
But not many are generous
It's run by dirty nonces'
And devilish presidents
The evil are very malevolent
I can feel their negative elements
They need to be stopped at once
Cause they're conducting deadly experiments

I'm deep, smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
Inside my lemon haze tin, it stinks, I've got some skunk
You can see me levitating
Smoking a monstrous blunt
I'm high, I'm elevated
So don't talk nonsense cunt
I'm meditating on some conscious stuff
In my lemon haze tin, I've got some skunk
I'm levitating on a monstrous blunt
Don't talk nonsense cunt
I'm meditating, on some conscious stuff
In my lemon haze tin, I've got some skunk
I'm levitating on a monstrous blunt
Don't talk nonsense cunt
I'm meditating, on some conscious stuff

Wow, I'm deep, smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 zed's, then sleep
I'm a weed head, I'm deep
Smoke 3 zed's, then sleep

This Afghan Lemon is heavenly
It tastes like heaven, it's lemony
Coconut oil and cannabis oil
That's venomous remedies
Defeat many diseases
And wipe out devilish energies
My Swiss Blue Cheese is organic
And it's one hell of a pedigree
It's marijuana-ceuticals blood
I've got them large and beautiful buds
This healing herb is revealing cures
It's rather suitable stuff
It's marijuana-ceuticals blood
But please don't piss me off
Cause I'll start a funeral, cuz
I'll get dark, and shoot them all up