[Intro]
Corb Lund:
Folks think you’re rich when they see you have horses
Well that may be true if my income sources
Weren’t eaten up every month from the boardage
For all of her four-legged friends
My accountant says that my funds are depleted
But I keep my wealth right where I can see it
In pastures and barns and in show areas
And because of the money she spends

[Chorus]
Corb Lund and Jaida Dreyer:
We’re horse poor
Horse poor
I sell one
She buys two more
The luxuries we could afford
If we was rich and not horse poor

[Verse 1]
Jaida Dreyer:
Well he musta’ forgot the show where he met me
Said the way that I sat in my saddle was sexy
A cowgirl like me was worth every penny
You better start makin’ sense now my dear
Build me a barn and it better be heated
With a whole lotta stalls
Get some kid to clean it
Buy me a stud and smile when you feed it
We’re just getting started ‘round here
[Chorus]
Corb Lund and Jaida Dreyer:
We’re horse poor
Horse poor
I sell one
She buys three more
The luxuries we could afford
If we was rich and not horse poor

[Interlude]
Priest:
By the power that’s vested in me by the ponies
You shall be saddled in this matrimony
I pronounce you man, wife, and horses
You may kiss all your money goodbye

[Chorus]
Corb Lund and Jaida Dreyer:
Horse poor
Horse poor
I sell one
She buys four more
The luxuries we could afford
If we was rich and not horse poor

Horse poor
Horse poor
I sell one
She buys five more
The luxuries we could afford
If we was rich and not horse poor (yeehaw)