[Verse 1: Natsuki (JesseBoxVO)]
Why did Monika invite a goth to our club meeting?
I heard from the Justice League that you were just leaving
How can you be so dense? I got a gut feeling
You should probably start with the room if you love reading
I like manga, but your comics are a garbled mess
Both you and your plot need to stop playing hard-to-get
Don't put on airs. You're not great just 'cause you're half a goat
With your crappy show, we've seen how badly doing that can go
In every episode, you leave the hearts of people toyed with
That's why it took you 30 years to get a Beast Boyfriend
You're locking up your dumb ass so you don't start a bloodbath
Instead of floating, maybe you should touch grass
I shouldn't really assume that you would be leaving your room
Honestly, even Amy wouldn't like this creepy recluse
We know that, eagles can fly off like, your horrified mom and
Raven can try, but um, her social life's gone

[Verse 2: Raven (Peachumari)]
When you write on a page, it's like buying your game
'Cause you guys are just wasting your paper
Such a kid, can't decide if you want me to fight you
Or need me to sign you a waiver
You couldn't stay alive inside a dream 'bout my dark days
Want a slice of my life? You'd get eaten like parfait
You want your guy to keep his view on you? That's pretty cute of you
'Til you hear one critique and then your eyes pop out like Looney Tunes
This tedious pleb with a need for attention's
Receiving a lesson in foul curses
I'm an empath, and I sense that you just feed off affection
No wonder you're malnourished
Talking goats? Keep fainting. Guess your heart isn't too strong
No protein, but let me drop some bars you can chew on
This pro Teen Titan's got the dam breaking loose
While your own team tightens 'round your man like a noose
Why did I say "Okie dokie" to this battle with you?
I might be your neck, the way I snap in the booth
Here's a riddle for you: Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
'Cause everything that presses me gets folded, and you might be next
[Verse 3: Natsuki]
Listen, cupcake, I don't mean to sugarcoat this
You failed as a demon, and as a human, you still seem to be ghosted
It's sad your power's reading people's emotions
And still don't see they're only nice so that you keep from EXPLODING!
Rachel Roth; she's dazed and lost
Inside her vacant thoughts and every birthday, she crumbles
Until the cake is gone. We'd all be safer off
If this freaky little B-I-T-C-H was offed! (Naaagh!)
I don't need to see your future, based on what I've seen before
I'd talk shit to your mama's face, but I would need a Ouija board
Your day-to-day's so tragic, I wish some of it was make-believe
I'm not your loved one's feelings, so don't fucking play with me!

[Verse 4: Raven]
As a kid on Azarath, I stood up to daddy's wrath
Mapped a path through tragedy, got sharper than a battleaxe
I protect the planet that you turned into a habitat
For trauma-dumping onto any bachelor that happens past
That's why I can't relax, so forgive me if I'm not too thrilled
To battle rap your kindergarten grammar ass
You want a book? I'll pass your sentence like I'm Judge Judy
At least I don't lose my head when I become moody
Bitch, you ain't that bara barrer, you ain't Bufftsuki
You couldn't spit unless you emptied out your guts puking
It's not the romance you've been begging for and I won't talk in metaphors
I only need two eyes to see your boy was getting bored
Since you write poems, let the Raven tell you where your love was headed for
Your relationship was just a game to him, never more