Marc Shaiman
It’s Easy, M’kay
[Intro: Mr. Mackey]
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay?
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch

[Verse 1: Mr. Mackey]
You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay?
With a little plan, you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say, "It's easy, m'kay!"

[Verse 2: Mr. Mackey]
Step one: instead of "Ass," say "Buns"
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns hole"
Step two: instead of "Shit," say "Poo"
As in "Bull-poo," "Poo-head," and "This poo is cold"
Step three: with bitch, drop the 'T'
'Cause "Bich" is Latin for generosity!
Step four: don't say "Fuck" anymore
'Cause "Fuck" is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word, "M'kay!"

[Chorus: Choir, Mr. Mackey & Both]
We can do it it's all up to us, m'kay (M'kay!)
With a little plan we can change our lives today
(You can change today)
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say, "It's easy, m'kay!"
[Refrain]
Step one: instead of "Ass," say "Buns"
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns hole"
Step two: instead of "Shit," say "Poo"
As in "Bull-poo," "Poo-head," and "This poo is cold"
Step three: with bitch, drop the T
'Cause "Bich" is Latin for generosity
Step four: don't say "Fuck" anymore
'Cause "Fuck" is the worst word that you can say
"Fuck" is the worst word that you can say!
We shouldn't say "Fuck"
No, we shouldn't say "Fuck," "Fuck" no!
You're cured, you can go!

[Chorus: Choir, Mr. Mackey & Both]
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say, "It's easy, m'kay"
(It's easy m'kay)
It's easy, m'kay
(It's easy, m'kay)
It's easy, m'kay!
(It's easy, mm)
(It's easy, mm)
(It's easy, m'kay)
[Outro: Choir & Mr. Mackey & Both]
Hahahahahaha, m'kay
Hahahaha, m'kay, haha, m'kay