[KAREN as Marilyn]
Here's a lesson they should teach in school
When a girl gets curvy, and the boys all drool
If math and science just ain't your style
Just give that teacher a wink and a smile
For a passing grade, you won't have to wait
And you can thank him later when you graduate
'Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

[Chorus as U.S. Troops and USO Players]
Howwwl!

[KAREN]
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

[Chorus]
Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!

[KAREN]
If a nice diploma you wanna get
Well, then, make that teacher the student's pet
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

[Chorus]
The three little piggies sure had it wrong
When the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song
[KAREN]
He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn, I gotcha!"
I say "Come on in" and I put on Sinatra!

The enemy wolves are just like boys
They use the big artillery like playground toys
But when they see my ammunition in all its splendor
I'll easily negotiate complete surrender
'Cause the medals on my chest will make them weak in the knees
And I promise I won't rest until we're all at ease

[KAREN and Chorus]
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

[Chorus]
Howwwl!

[KAREN and Chorus]
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

[Chorus]
Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!

[KAREN]
'Cause a boy with a gun thinks it's fun to shoot
And that's a real big twenty-one gun salute
[KAREN and Chorus]
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

[Musical Interlude]

[KAREN]
Come and get me, boys!

[KAREN and Chorus]
Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!

[Chorus]
Howwwl!

[KAREN and Chorus]
No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

[Chorus]
Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme!

[KAREN]
Seeing all you G.I. Wolves gives me an idea
Tell Hollywood that I'm staying in Korea

[KAREN and Chorus]
I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl!
[KAREN]
Oh, yeah!