[IVY]
Call the Justice of the Peace
But don't tell him our names
Don't put out a press release
Or mention baseball games

[MICHAEL]
Book the nearest Bridal suite
One room will suit us fine
For the desk clerk that we meet
The only autograph we'll sign is

[IVY & MICHAEL]
Mr and Mrs Smith
Simply the folks next door

[MICHAEL]
People without a single clue what
An Agent or Grip is for

[IVY]
Yes

[IVY & MICHAEL]
Nothing can beat the view
When as far as the eye can see, there's
[MICHAEL]
No one but Mrs

[IVY]
No one but Mr

[IVY & MICHAEL]
Smith and Me

[MICHAEL]
For a home the man provides
That cottage built for two
We'll check the small town classifieds
Variety won't do

[IVY]
Then we'll move to main street USA
And sign the deed of trust
The mailbox at our hideaway
Will tell the whole wide world that we're just

[IVY & MICHAEL]
Mr and Mrs Smith
Merely the folks next door

[MICHAEL]
People who use their kitchen each night
[IVY]
And never been in Toots Shor

[MICHAEL]
Yeah

[IVY & MICHAEL]
Nothing can beat the view
For as far as the eye can see, there's

[MICHAEL]
No one but Mrs

[IVY]
No one but Mr

[IVY & MICHAEL]
Smith and Me

No early calls
No big premieres
No lush romantic theme
We'll spend the nights
Making our own
Little league baseball team
We're no one you've ever seen

[IVY]
Movie stars don't live anywhere here
Except on the local drive-in screen

[IVY & MICHAEL]
Yes

I'd gladly disappear
If it might guarantee a view of

[MICHAEL]
No one but Mr

[IVY]
No one but Mrs

[IVY & MICHAEL]
Smith and You