[Verse 1]
Everybody's trying
To get to the bar
The name of the bar
The bar is called Heaven
And the band in Heaven
They play a favourite song
They'll play it one more time
Then play it all night long

[Chorus]
Oh, Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens
Oh, Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens

[Verse 2]
There's a party
And everyone is there
And everyone will leave
At exactly the same time
It's hard to imagine
How much of nothing at all
Could ever be so exciting
Could be that much fun
[Chorus]
Oh, Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens
Oh, Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens

[Verse 3]
When this kiss is over
It will start again
It won't be any different
Will be exactly the same
And it's hard to imagine
How much of nothing at all
Could ever be so exciting
Could be that much fun

[Chorus]
Oh, Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens
Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens
[Outro]
Nothing ever happens