[Intro]
Yo, your boy got a butt now
And I'm wondering what to do with it
Oh shit, wait wait wait wait, I got an idea

[Chorus]
Okay (x7)
Yuh
Okay (x14)
Yuh

[Verse]
I find a hair comb
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I find a toothbrush
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found a gaslamp
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found a street lamp
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found a DVD
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I find a manatee
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I find a cup of tea
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I find a grocery
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I got a butt so I might as well use it
I got a butt and got no time for choosing
I might put everything I find inside my butt
I'm going to put anything I find inside my butt
[Chorus]
Okay (x7)
Yuh
Okay (x14)
Yuh
Okay (x7)
Yuh
Okay (x14)
Yuh

Butts, are magical
Like magical creatures straight out of mythology

[Verse 2]
I found a centaur
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found a pegasus
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found an emperor
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found a Hercules
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found a sword
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found a spear
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found a trojan horse
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found another one
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found Atlantis
Fuck it, put it in my butt
El Dorado
Fuck it, put it in my butt
Hanging Gardens
Fuck it, put it in my butt
Forbidden City
Fuck it, put it in my butt
I found so many things put 'em all in my butt (x4)
[Outro]
I need surgery like, as soon as possible
I put so many things in my butt my colon is full
I literally cannot take a shit
I've gained a hundred and twenty-five pounds
Please
Send help, sеnd an ambulance, I dunno
Please