Hey, hey, hey, you salty dog
You salty dog
Hey, hey, you salty dog

Well, you couldn't be nothin' but a salty dog
You couldn't be nothin' but a salty dog

Hey, hey, hey, you salty dog
Hey, hey, hey, you salty dog

Said little fish, big fish swimming in the water
Come back here man gimme' my quarter
Hey, hey, hey, you salty dog

Oh, you blue-eyed, you blue-gummed you [speckled but ain't?] [?]
Dog-gone but ain't got no shame
Hey, hey, you's a salty dog

Said, God made a woman, He made'm mighty funny
The lips on her mouth taste as sweet as any honеy
Hey, hey, you's a salty dog

Said the scarеdest I ever was in my life
Uncle Bud was like to've caught me kissing his wife
Mm-mm, hey, you salty dog