Won't you listen to my elbows pop
Listen to my cracking hips
All my joints are busted
And they're rusted down
Yellin' at me to get 'em fixed
Fallin' apart, I'm fallin' apart
At least I've got a brain, a couple lungs, and a heart
I'm fallin', fallin' apart

My spine can hardly even hold me upright
I've got knots, and spasms, and a slouch
I'd ask you for a back rub to help ease the pain
If it didn't mean gettin' up off the couch
Fallin' apart, I'm fallin' apart
I'm pretty as an ugly penny and I'm stupid circle smart
I'm fallin, fallin apart

And now he's singin' again about his bloody nose
We get it, it happens a lot
A couple times a day you'll find me runnin' away
To spend some time with my favorite blood clot
Fallin' apart, I'm fallin apart
So get out your jumper cables and gimme a start
I'm fallin', fallin' apart

Fallin', fallin' apart
I'm fallin', fallin' apart
I'm fallin', fallin' apart
I'm fallin' apart

I do believe it's plain to see
My body's fuckin' pissed at me
For clinging to consuming all these toxins so consistently
I've fallen into disrepair
My fetid gums and thinning hair
My organs each a time-bomb ticking down to catastrophic failure

I put some mileage on this shell for sure
But isn't that what we have bodies for
Our impermanence invites the case
We may as well enjoy the plunge
And party while we waste away
Didn't even mention the heartburn
The allergic reactions I've had since a kid
I won't even drink bottle of [???]
Looks like I already did
Fallin' apart, I'm fallin', apart
I'm like some stupid fucking piece of abstract art
I'm fallin', fallin' apart
I'm fallin', fallin' apart
I'm fallin' apart