[Verse 1]
I went through hell and I exited through the gift shop
That's where I found you
Yeah that's where I found you
21st century Romeo
Wears magazine-sample cologne
Walking you the long way home

[Pre-Chorus]
And can you tell me if I'm doing this thing right?

[Chorus]
Am I broken in all of the places that you like
Tell me am I hurt enough to be your guy?
'Cause girls don't come with instructions
So fuck it
Cross my heart and hope to die a thousand times
Swear to God I'll get this right for you and I
'Cause girls don't come with instructions

[Verse 2]
I'll play it cool, I'll keep it calm
But you'd look good as a soccer mom
But first let's get through prom
Should I show up in a suit and tie
Or wear black eyeliner around my eyes?
I wish I knew what you liked
[Pre-Chorus]
Can you tell me if I'm doing this thing right?

[Chorus]
Am I broken in all of the places that you like
Tell me am I hurt enough to be your guy?
'Cause girls don't come with instructions
So fuck it
Cross my heart and hope to die a thousand times
Swear to God I'll get this right for you and I
'Cause girls don't come with instructions
So fuck it

[Bridge]
Can you tell me
If I'm doing this thing right?
Right

[Chorus]
Am I broken in all of the places that you like
Tell me am I hurt enough to be your guy?
'Cause girls don't come with instructions
So fuck it
Cross my heart and hope to die a thousand times
Swear to God I'll get this right for you and I
'Cause girls don't come with instructions