LANK:
I hope my kid is a racist, Taylor Swift up on my playlist
I hope my kid is a rap star _____ and put it on WORLDSTAR
I hope my kid is a retard so I can call him a retard
I want to get me a white chick, so I can give her this ____
Wait, this is the wrong song, fuck with the long schlong
Swing on my dick like she king kong
Sniffing piles of white like we on Mount Blanc
She sniffing coke on the slope with the pope smoking dope with the big bong
Call me the dictator I feel like Kim Jong (Herro)

LANK (CHORUS):
Suck on my ding dong, put on my long johns
Fly to Hong Kong, link up with Cheech Chong
Smack you like ping pong, if you call me that's ring wrong
Singing my swan song, you cannot play me like mahjong

MC MALARKEY:
My kid is in grade school, I'm shopping in Waitrose
I'm seeing these rainbows but I ain't even no gay folk
She sucking like grapefruit
I pick up an 8 ball, I cue (Q) it like snooker
I pen with a pencil, I don't fuck with no shisha
I smoke it like _______. They cough on the OG
Make money like cake sales, cook up brownies in cake tins
I'm making them make mills, I'm taking no payments
Your girl stop me and said this
"I'm a fan of your latest. Please take me to places
I'm so sick of this small town I'm starting to hate it"
So i get her on tour bus, I'm getting the munchies
And now that we talk lots she making me toasties

KERMIT
I hope my kid got problems, so we got something in common
Not a good creature to never have problems 'cause then they pretend like they got them
I hope my kid smoke drugs so he can act all smug until he's 21 with a kid of his own and a whole lot of debt and a pay-as-you-go
I hope my kid not American when they eventually shoot up a school again
Emma Gonzales for president making for change like it's good again
Hope my kid misunderstood. I hope my kid was a hood and I hope my kid always knows I love him as much as the first one that goes

LANK (CHORUS):
Suck on my ding dong, put on my long johns
Fly to Hong Kong, link up with Cheech Chong
Smack you like ping pong, if you call me that's ring wrong
Singing my swan song, you cannot play me like mahjong

DJ MATTY BOI:

I hope my daughter's tits droopy, so when I doggy like snoopy
Disobedient child get a bitch slap
I hope my nephew dyslexic, anorexic and neglected
So he can't spell my name when he tells the authorities about the thing with my big dick
And a hickory dickory dock
How many inches belong to my cock. About three or four
Your girl still want more but she like 34
Roar