[Chorus]
And they're ringing my phone
I don't call back
I've got big bings
And they go click-clack
Walk with a lean
I'm known on the slab
Out on the town with a pint and a -
Ringing my phone
I don't call back
I've got big bings
And they go click-clack
Walk with a lean
I'm known on the slab
Out on the town with a pint and a fag

[Verse 1: Bas]
Fag in my hand, in between the fingers
Same hand on the can‚ it's a motion picture
You got fags I'ma smoke them with you
That man give you trouble‚ I'ma smoke him with you
You're a mug‚ that's why I ain't spoken with you
And you can get the back of the hand
Big back doors and I'm smashing them down
Got the wife on my case while I'm smashing a can
[Verse 2: Pete]
I smash cans with the boys on the back of the bus
You stand up, talk dirt and you're scrapping with us
Got a wallet in my pocket, in the back of my jeans
And it ain't mine but I'll splash it in the club with the team
I walk proud‚ talk loud, with my chest out
Money for my mate Ronnie when he gets out
Fag and a can when you're walking with us
So watch your mouth little man when you're talking to us

[Chorus]
And they're ringing my phone
I don't call back
I've got big bings
And they go click-clack
Walk with a lean
I'm known on the slab
Out on the town with a pint and a -
Ringing my phone
I don't call back
I've got big bings
And they go click-clack
Walk with a lean
I'm known on the slab
Out on the town with a pint and a fag
[Verse 3: Bas]
Stop fannying about, I put the stick in your mouth
Just found ten pounds down the back of the couch
And that's blown‚ did it on the one-armed bandit
You talk money then you speak my language
Can of beans in a Tesco bag
Take the head from his body like a Lego man
I'm the governor, I'm The Big Lebowski
Big five bagger, you can ask about me

[Verse 4: Pete]
I'm the governor, I'm the quiche Lorraine
Chuck a oner at the bookies, you can keep the change
We don't speak the same
Your mum's on the packet, and it's me to blame
Yeah, put a sock in your mouth
Pink Ralph shirt and I'm packing it out
Clipboard chugger asking me for a pound
If he says another word then we're having it out

[Chorus]
And they're ringing my phone
I don't call back
I've got big bings
And they go click-clack
Walk with a lean
I'm known on the slab
Out on the town with a pint and a -
Ringing my phone
I don't call back
I've got big bings
And they go click-clack
Walk with a lean
I'm known on the slab
Out on the town with a pint and a fag