[Intro: Kenny Allstar]
Pete, Bas
I'll tell you what
After you lot shutdown this generals corner freestyle
I got a pipe with your lots name on it
(Omelette du fromage)
It's on me, let's go

[Verse 1: Bas]
Let me smoke my fag while I down this can
Smoke blows out of the top of the car and I'm tucking the bar when the roof goes down
Pull up outside with a stick and a duster, the boy just ran
Donked his head with the duster, dust myself then I bonked his bird and scrammed

[Verse 2: Pete]
Call me Pablo smokin' Pueblo roll that up in a paper
Metro, down to Tescos nick four crates of the Desperados lagers (uh)
Shorts and sandals, crush that man
Go grab that girl by both love handles
Dance the Fandango, can you feel that? It's just my rambo

[Verse 3: Bas]
Gavvers got sent round to the gaff, gaffer taped him, got sent back, marked "return to sender"
Send opp boys to the manor and the man get spun like buge in a kitchen blender
Blimey, come try me
Put guns to your crown and jewels get turned transgender
They used to call him Bradley
Now all of his mates just call him Brenda
[Verse 4: Pete]
Wrap that up in a lottery ticket
I grab my spinner when the opp boys fidget
I don't buy cans of Guinness unless there's a widget in it, innit, is it?
Bang like Cillit, he'll get battered like a chicken fillet
Now who did it? I ain't hidden
I'm out here, 3-piece suit and a bottle of Glenfiddich

[Verse 5: Bas]
Bings in the booster seat, a blanket laid over the top like a sleeping baby
Opps on the blocks outside and I told Burt "roll that clip like Paul O'Grady"
Speeding, late in the evening
Top down, fag in me hand and I'm sipping on Bailey's
Fruit don't fall that far from the tree, wife's selling them packs, called her "pink lady"

[Verse 6: Pete]
Burberry shirt, I'm suited, booted
Put him in a Rizla, zooted
Quickdraw, run up in his house and loot him
Pattern them blocks like Rubik's
Cubes of the press, imported, bought it
They say "Pete, If you got it, flaunt it"
Turned up in a E-Type, looking important
Knees up 'til the early morning

[Verse 7: Bas]
Money gets spun like laundry, jewels on a man get spun like spoon in a pot
Spin carb in the boiling water
How much money did I make last week? A lot
Baby, baby, hammers and bings locked down in the motor
I don't wanna get pulled over
Fed tried stopping my car and he will get dropped
[Verse 8: Pete]
Yeah!
It's a mockery
I've done so much wrong, but nobody's stopping me
Call out any MC, checked Instagram and Giggs still follows me
Daylight robbery, 10 pint lively, down the coast sipping on lemon and lime
Fresh gear and the best price, sunshine
Best be pinging my line
(NineOne)