[Verse 1: Pete]
Ten toes in my crocodile loafers
Hand on frame on the Tom Ford Tortoise
Clean cut when I rock up in a three-piece
Brand new plates on the Range that brought us
Popped caps on the bottle of the bourbon
Diamond rings on the fingers, flawless
Flight mode when they’re ringing on the burner
Foot flat down, get back to the fortress

[Verse 2: Bas]
Four-man down in the four-door
Four-by-four with the four-wheel drive engaged
Took a little trip to the jewellers
Brief onе dropped suitcase on the watch and chain
Back thеn, I went mad in the kitchen
Spun that spoon on a white soufflé
Now, I got bands locked down in the five-bed
Check the time, Audemars Piguet

[Verse 3: Pete]
Drinks all 'round, just chuck 'em on the bar tab
Tip to the waiter, "Have a nice day"
Ice in the pale of the champagne Cava
Text from the side piece: "On my way"
Been a little while, ain’t seen you lately
How’s your father? Cut to the chase
I don’t wanna talk none of that there nonsense
Let me just step to the right and sway
[Chorus: Pete & Bas]
I just shuffle from side to side
Two hands on my hips and glide
I got birds in the back of the ride
But if an opp pops up, bye-bye
Eyes on me when I stepped outside
Got a big stick to my left-hand side
Now this ain’t the place or time
Ya best get gone before I change my mind

[Verse 4: Bas]
Gotta move fast when I’m out on the kerbside
I get paid for the curds and whey
Quickly now son, 'cause I’m out on a late one
Can't be too baked when I bop them mains
Knock knock on the door at your bird's house
I need steak on the warmest plate
Got lots of the money in the bag
And the man looks good when he's just been paid

[Verse 5: Pete]
Chinwag when I’m tipping on my tit-for
I could chit-chat with a man all day
Get back when I’m chugging on a bifta
Drinkin' a glass of the Blue Bombay
Both hands on the wheel of the Jaguar
Quick road trip to the coast in Spain
Summer cruises, all inclusive
Honeymoon suite and I can’t complain
[Verse 6: Bas]
Ten rings on my tree-trunk fingers
You don’t wanna catch a conker from me
Crept into the front, no creakin'
Then I crept out with a man’s TV
Chest out with the chain on the chest hair
Bald on the top, big mane on the back
Bird talkin' a load of the wallop
Had to swerve her then I lean and dash

[Chorus: Pete & Bas]
I just shuffle from side to side
Two hands on my hips and glide
I got birds in the back of the ride
But if an opp pops up, bye-bye
Eyes on me when I stepped outside
Got a big stick to my left-hand side
Now this ain’t the place or time
Ya best get gone before I change my mind

[Verse 7: Pete]
Tats out in the summer time, surfin'
Riding the wave, boatloads of the rum
Peter the party, BBQ master
Plates of the meat laid out in the sun
Sunshine, you don’t wanna get set down
Best get down when I bang that drum
Spray that room, get peppered in corn
No food coma, the man got slumped
[Verse 8: Bas]
Lean back with the seats in recline
Decline calls from the ball and chain
Relax, can’t deal with the drama
I don’t want nada, none of them games
Propped up with a piña colada
Smoking an half an ounce of the Jane
Straight to bag check for the flight down Barbados
No queues on the private plane

[Verse 9: Pete]
Opp popped up like a poppadom
He got dipped in the sauce like mango chutney
Popped off like a cork on a bottle
Of the 1990s vintage bubbly
Lovely jubbly
And another one of them got clocked on the face, now he’s ugly
Long gone, so they chuck him on a poster
You don’t wanna end up like that undie

[Chorus: Pete & Bas]
I just shuffle from side to side
Two hands on my hips and glide
I got birds in the back of the ride
But if an opp pops up, bye-bye
Eyes on me when I stepped outside
Got a big stick to my left-hand side
Now this ain’t the place or time
Ya best get gone before I change my mind
(Omelette du fromage)