I wish I was played on MTV so I can get blamed for tragedies
I wish feminists knew my name, so they could protest against me
I know I’ll be killed for these words of mine
But "kill or be killed" are the words I chose to live by

I had dreams of Columbine, and thoughts of suicide
Don’t get your panties tight, sissy boy
Some miracle has bought me time
I know I’ll be killed for these words of mine
But "kill or be killed" are the words I chose to live by
Someday, they’ll boycott me, while Hollywoods a rapist industry
Yet they’ll pay fourteen fuckin’ dollars to watch a feminist documentary
And they won’t even bootleg it for one dollar, you fuckin’ dumbass hippies

I wish I was played on MTV so I can get blamed for tragedies
I wish bald fat feminists knew my name, so they could protest against me
I had dreams of Columbine, and beautiful sexy thoughts of suicide
Don’t be a faggot and call the hotline
Just be nice to me, and you’ll be fine
I’m gonna be the last human, I’m gonna be the last human