[PHINEAS (BACKUP)]
Come, let's tip-toe into the dark (La la la la la la la la)
One good scare oughta (do ya)
You'll find our bite much worse than our bark

[PHINEAS & BACKUP]
One good scare ought to do ya some good!

[PHINEAS & BACKUP]
If you should find the daily grind a tad bit taxing on the mind
To help unwind if so inclined, I have a small suggestion
That if you dare into my lair, you should prepare for quite a scare!
But "Will you share in this nightmare?" would be my only question

[BALJEET, spoken]
Boo! Boo, I say!

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Baljeet?

[BALJEET, spoken]
Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Yeah, right. We're just gonna move on now
[BALJEET, spoken]
You can run, but it will not be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

[PHINEAS (BACKUP)]
If your hair lies lifelеss and limp (La la la la la la la la)
One good scare oughta (do ya)
Come with mе, now, don't be a wimp!

[PHINEAS & BACKUP]
One little scare ought to do ya some good!

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Hello? Buford?

[BUFORD, spoken]
Behold... the face of evil

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Buford, are you supposed to be Jeremy's little sister? You said you were gonna be something scary!

[BUFORD, spoken]
She is scary, man. She gives me the willies

(*music stops*)

[PHINEAS, spoken]
...Little Suzy Johnson gives you the willies
[BUFORD, spoken]
You don't know man, you don't know! She’s got those curls, and that demonic stare… oh, and her little poodle, that thing is just viscous! Man, I tell ya, There’s not a diabolical machine that could make that dog any more evil than it already is

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Uh… sure. We'll catch up to you later, okay?

(*music continues*)

[BUFORD, spoken]
Wash away the horror, wash away the horror...

[BACKUP]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

[PHINEAS & BACKUP]
That is quite right, I would delight in taking flight into the night!
If I may give you such a fright, you know I surely would
But if I seem a bit extreme in my attempts to make you scream
Remember that this spooky scheme will cure…
Your hiccups…
…for good!

[BACKUP]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...
One little
One little
One little
One little...
[PHINEAS & BACKUP]
One little scare oughta do you some good!

[BACKUP]
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

[ISABELLA, spoken]
(*hiccups*) Darn… It didn’t work, Phineas

[PHINEAS, spoken]
I was afraid she’d say that