[PHINEAS]
Perry
You know you are a boy's best friend
You’re more than just a passing trend
You're like a treat from a candy store

Oh Perry
We love you more than ice cream cakes
We love you more than bugs and snakes
We love you more than all things mentioned before

Oh Perry
You're extraordinary
You’re kinda short and hairy
The color of a blueberry

[PHINEAS & COMPANY]
Yes Perry
So come home Perry
Come home perry
Come home

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Hey Candace, why don't you sing one?

[CANDACE, spoken]
Um…
[CANDACE]
Oh perry
I think it's kinda scary
I can't find you anywhere-y
It fills me with despair-y

Oh Perry
I'm allergic to dairy
I'm gonna move to the Prairie
And change my name to Larry

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Larry!?

[LARRY SAPERSTEIN, spoken]
Hey guys!

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, High School Musical: The Musical: The Series star Larry Saperstein!

[BUFORD, spoken]
So what does that make this then?

[LARRY SAPERSTEIN, spoken]
Phineas and Ferb: The Parody Musical: The TikTok Promo?
[PHINEAS, spoken]
The TikTok Promo: The Celebrity Cameo!

[BUFORD, spoken]
Who's naming these things anyway?

[FERB]
She'll change her name to-

[COMPANY]
Larry, Larry, Larry...

[PHINEAS, CANDACE, & COMPANY]
So come home Perry
Come home Perry
Come Home

So come home Perry
Come home Perry
Come home

[PHINEAS, CANDACE, & FERB]
Come home Perry
Come home

[PERRY]
(*platypus chatter*)
[CANDACE, spoken]
Oh, there you are, Perry

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Perry!

[BUFORD, spoken]
Good job, Larry

[LARRY SAPERSTEIN, spoken]
Thanks! I’m glad you found your platypus!

[BUFORD, spoken]
I was talking to the girl Larry

[CANDACE, spoken]
Welcome home