[Intro]
Damn, man I'm tired as fuck
Only got like 12 hours of sleep last night
*sigh*
But yo, umm, shout out to a T-Dub on the beat
I was too lazy to make my own
I mean don't get me wrong, it's not like

[Chorus]
I'm not lazy, don't be hater
I could do it now but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' don't add up, then pull out the calculator, later

[Verse 1]
Oh man, here we go again, another damn song featuring one of my friends
Oh shit, I was supposed to pick his ass up
I'm comfortable as fuck, yo homie you outta luck
Oh well, I guess I'm going solo, you only live once in this bitch, YOLO
Oh no, I need to get up, but I'm too damn lazy to move from the chest up
Wait, I mean from the chest down
Messed up so many times I'm starting to lose count
It's been a week now, I haven't checked my account
For all I know, all the checks I wrote, bounced

[Chorus]
I'm not lazy, don't be hater
I could do it now but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' don't add up, then pull out the calculator, later
I'm not lazy, don't be hater
I could do it now but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' I don't like, I'll just deal with it later

[Verse 2]
Blah blah, blah blah blah
I would cook fish, but that shits gotta thaw
I would eat it frozen, but that would hurt my jaw
And I'm too damn lazy to drive to the hospital
Wait, what the hell just happened?
I don't give a damn cuz my popcorn's poppin', ha ha
And when the microwave beep, It's gonna sit there, cause I'll probably be asleep
Damn, I'm feeling kinda ill
Yo, I really need to chill
Everything is getting dark what's the deal
Wait, did I forget to pay my power bill?

[Chorus]
I'm not lazy, don't be hater
I could do it now but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' don't add up, then pull out the calculator, later
I'm not lazy, don't be hater
I could do it now but I'd rather do it later
I guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
And if somethin' I don't like, I'll just deal with it later

[Outro]
Yo, wait, hold up three verses? Fuck that
Too lazy for that shit
Umm, yeah I'll just do like a lil' dance break
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the, do the
Do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance

Yeah whatever, that's it, I'm done
Get some damn sleep or somethin'
Worked too damn hard
Yeah, whatever
G-Unit