[Intro: DashieXP]
Oh my god, what the fuck am I gonna do?
Uhh, shit, I could call 911 but them muthafuckas are not gonna make it on time
I got guns but none of them shits is real
Wait, hold up, oh shit yo this beat is kinda fire
Yo I gotta hop on this shit right here

[Verse: DashieXP]
Oh shit there's a killer in my house, he's probably gonna kill my ass without a doubt
Pause, anyways I am kinda hungry I could go for apple sauce
Oh man, who the hell is this man? I hope he doesn't jack my painting of Mega Man
Oh damn, I need to stop trippin' and rappin' and formulate a plan
I can't help it, this beat is so damn hot
If not me, who else is gonna murk it?
Uhh, I hope BB is okay, but she's so damn little It would take him all day
To find her, so I'm sure she's fine so never mind her
But what about me? My butt gettin' numb and yo I gotta pee pee
*Gunshot*

[Outro: DashieXP's Clone]
Psshh, man them rhymes was wack, and yo flow was straight garbage!
Kill yo self! Well, technically I already- But wait if you're dead then..
*Dies*