DashieXP
Mortal Kombat: Epic Rap Battle
[Verse 1: Raiden - DashieXP]
Yo Baraka you're my man and errythang, but yo I got all of these people in front of me, and we go way back you know like I said; Mortal Kombat II yaibabayai
You know all that shit
You know what I'm sayin', um but check it yo!
Yo Baraka you my right-hand man neva had a girl you use your right-hand man!
It's not your fault that you're ugly as f#ck!
Broke so many mirrors your forever bad luck
Look don't get mad 'cause I go hard pause
Your grill lookin' like you're related to Jaws!
Anyway but that's besides the point you don't even need to rap 'cause I just killed you in this joint!
[Verse 2: Baraka - DashieXP]
Raiden? Your really goin' do me like that Raiden?
It's okay, don't worry about it 'cause I got a little somethin' about you. Check it!
Hi Raiden or should I say Gay-Den!
I know you got a crush on me that's why you hating'
Remember that one time you tried to kiss me!?
Now you in front all these people tryna diss me!?
It's ok we all know that you gay
And that's why you don't even order food from Chick-Fil-A
Look playa, you don't wanna test me
I can't be your right-hand man cause I'm a lefty
[Verse 3: Liu Kang - Peter Chao]
Uh, turn my headphones on bitches! Let's do this!
Liu Kang! Uh, uh, uh
Baraka you so ugly I feel your sorrow
Sonya move right past you, she'd rather hit up Goro
Liu Kang bitch I bicycle kick your head off
I'm the Steve to your Bill
Apple to your Microsoft
Round one's flawless round two's the same
Bitch ass muthafucka you got no game!
It's all just formality get ready for fatality
You bald baby bitch ass I might score a babality!
[Verse 4: Baraka - DashieXP]
Well, well, well, that was cute Liu it was cute
But don't think I forget about that fatality you did to me back on episode two!
Yo!
Liu Kang go fry some wontons
Buy some new pants and throw a shirt on!
Ain't nobody here tryna see that shit
I block all your punches and bicycle kicks!
So please you can't out-do me!
And for God sakes! You are not Bruce Lee!
So shut up and bake me fortune cookies!
So I can feed 'em to my groupies!