You'd be blind (or a Tory)
Not to know that our story couldn't end
With with "we could be friends"
I know I'm not perfect
But I never expected that from you
So what more could I do?

And I don't see why I should be on my own

You're the yin to my yang
Which is why - when I rang you here tonight
I thought it would be alright

You said "hello?" and then...
Slammed down the phone when you heard my voice
And left me with the tone

I think coming here was a mistake
I thought that you cared - but it's too late

Hold on - while we're at it
You must see you're erratic when it comes
To anything more than sex

I might be stupid, or a fool
But I never stood you up
Just to watch Ant and Dec
But I don't see why I should be on my own
And I still don't think I should be all alone

I think coming here was a mistake
I thought that you cared - but it's too late

And on reflection I wish you were dead